January 25, 2007
19 years... down the toilet
After 19 glorious years my vomit streak came to an ignominious end monday night. After hitting Jamie, Kate, and Brian, I thought I was safe. (for 19 years I had been blessed with the magical powers of resisting the urge to spew while those around me suffered needlessly)... But an as of yet unknown stomach virus came and smote my ruin upon the bathroom floor. (I hear Dad, Jason, and Stephanie were equally affected, I can truly empathize.) So, my new vomit streak has officially started on Tuesday Jan 23rd 2007.
11 comments:
19 Years?! That is quite the record. You guys are blessed with something because Scott never gets sick either.
I had to restart my vomit streak last Christmas. I think your Lord of the Rings imagery sums it up well.
That's a pretty good record. I've been going for three years now; my last time being in a cessna a few thousand feet over Heber while wearing a blast shield. My insstructor told me to let the force flow within me, and I promtly threw up on myself. Hopefully that will be the first and last time for me.
Dave, I was watching LOTR after being so so sick, and the beginning of Two Towers summed up how I felt perfectly. Like I had just slain the Balrog of Morgoth and slipped into shadow. I think Scott and I were blessed with magical powers the last time I had thrown-up. I just remember it was like a do-see-do in the upstairs bathroom all night long, and then 19 years...
Do you guys remember when Jacob was staying with us upstairs? I remember him yelling, "Ben" in between heaves.
How could I forget that? Or that time they stayed at our house for 2 weeks? I remember lots of songs: "OJ 2 e-LITES!", "the cat came back the very next day" etc, etc, Scott and Jacob were very prolific.
You're forgetting, "Goldi-locks and the three bears, today, today, today, NAAAH!" That was probably an earlier trip. The doe-see-doe was the last time for you? That was one of my records! I threw up thirteen times in one night. By the way, I cannot claim any songs about cats.
What about the Water Man song? I am the water man coming down the lane...
again, that would be dave and mike. same with that boys town movie that i never saw.
I distinctly remember you being there Scott. I know you remember, his hair in the front goes like this...
Of course.. Andy, Boy's town story. Oh wait I have never seen that movie in my life. I'm not sure it really exists.
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