June 17, 2008

"Underlevel" the working title of our new movie

so it's a movie about a hitman, a jewel thief, an art thief, a drug dealer, a card shark and a russian mafioso and a dentist.

The jewel thief steals a priceless diamond from the russian mob, the art thief steals a Rembrant from the jewel thief; the art thief owes money to a card shark (who cheated); the card shark loses a ton of money to a drug dealer (who also cheated) and the drug dealer just tried to short change the russian mob on a shipment of herione.They all go to the same "dentist" and vent their frustrations the audience at the end of the movie finds out the "dentist" is actually a hitman that each hires to kill the other.

The movie will end with all of the guys getting killed i think, that or they'll all show up to the dentist on the same day and then get killed or maybe have a sit down problem solving session in which the resolve their conflicts.

6 comments:

scooter said...

is this a cross between The whole nine yards and lock stock? It could work. send me a screenplay.

Chris W. said...

Okay two rules:
1. No one person can play more than one lead part.
2. No 'rushing' to finish the movie. ie - no scenes with mike, jason, and jeremy sitting in the ivy.

Jeremy said...

those are some good ground rules, but they seem to go against everything Skimitar Studios stands for.

dale target said...

I already had a whole scene planned in the ivy ( back to the drawing board)

scooter said...

dale! you've arrived! ok, how about this. We film Ivy World. They're born in the ivy, raised in the ivy, ... have adventures in the ivy. We'll film it over Christmas time.

dale target said...

these ivy children, are they the ones who steal all of the Gijoe guys